Category: Humor
What Women Really Want
#7M15 just said, “There’s only one thing a woman needs more than a man and a kitchen to cook in, and that’s ice cream.”… Read the rest
Homeschool Mom Goes On Brisk Morning Run With 18-Seat Jogging Stroller
“Local homeschool mom Cindy Breyers has a morning routine: get up at 6, read Proverbs 31, read fourteen other chapters of the Bible, make coffee, and finally, go out for a quick morning jog with her 18-seat jogging stroller.
The wife cheerily gets all the kids ready, loads them all into the custom stroller, and goes on a quick 5-mile run around a nearby lake.
“It’s important to spend a little 1-on-18 time with the kids as you go about your day,” she said as she picked up the pace up a steep incline, reporters struggling to keep up with her. “Josiah! Let’s remember to share some Goldfish with your twin brother, OK, pumpkin?”
You know this is not real because she doesn’t have one of those ankle-length skirts on. #BeeFail
Ready the entire Babylon Bee article here.… Read the rest
Tulsi Is Not Suicidal
Tulsi Gabbard is a Democrat Congressman from Hawaii running for President. She’s suing Hillary Clinton for defamation after Hillary implied she was a Russian asset (because Tulsi opposes unjust war). Check out this extraordinary assertion from the complaint.
Parenting Fail
Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving your toddler a ride on your shoulders.
How I learned this important parenting rule is not important.
