“Local homeschool mom Cindy Breyers has a morning routine: get up at 6, read Proverbs 31, read fourteen other chapters of the Bible, make coffee, and finally, go out for a quick morning jog with her 18-seat jogging stroller.
The wife cheerily gets all the kids ready, loads them all into the custom stroller, and goes on a quick 5-mile run around a nearby lake.
“It’s important to spend a little 1-on-18 time with the kids as you go about your day,” she said as she picked up the pace up a steep incline, reporters struggling to keep up with her. “Josiah! Let’s remember to share some Goldfish with your twin brother, OK, pumpkin?”
You know this is not real because she doesn’t have one of those ankle-length skirts on. #BeeFail
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